gffa:

“You aren’t very quick to learn, are you, Skywalker?”
“Oh, Count Dooku, you have no idea.”
“Hey!  I’m standing right here, you know.”

#THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO STAR WARS FOR
#LINEAGE FAMILY ROASTINGS
#ALWAYS TWO THERE ARE
#GANGING UP ON THE THIRD ONE
#IT DOESN’T MATTER WHICH TWO
#IT CHANGES CONSTANTLY
#DOOKU AND OBI-WAN ROASTING ANAKIN FOR BEING A SLOW LEARNER
#OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN ROASTING DOOKU FOR BEING A DUMBASS SITH
#DOOKU AND ANAKIN ROASTING OBI-WAN FOR HIS TERRIBLE TASTE IN TEA
#GOD I’M ONLY SAD QUI-GON COULDN’T BE HERE
#BECAUSE HE WOULD BE PART OF THIS TOO
#SOMETIMES ON DOOKU’S SIDE SOMETIMES ON OBI-WAN’S SIDE SOMETIMES ON ANAKIN’S SIDE
#AND THEN THE MAJESTY OF WHEN ALL THREE OF THESE FUCKERS GANG UP ON HIM
#’DID YOU KNOW QUI-GON ONCE GOT HIS HAIR STUCK IN A FELUCIAN BRAMBLEBUSH WHEN HE WAS A PADAWAN?  HE LITERALLY HAD A AKKIMOUSE NESTING IN THERE’
#’MASTER, PLEASE–”
#”I HAVE A HOLO IF YOU’D LIKE TO SEE IT’
#OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN FORCE PUSHING QUI-GON OUT OF THE WAY TO SEE THIS BECAUSE YES YES THEY WOULD ENJOY SEEING THAT