This is one of my favorite LEGO Star Wars moments, I LAUGH EVERY SINGLE TIME AT THIS ONE, TOO. EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT IS HILARITY.
I CRACK THE HELL UP EVERY TIME
JUST THE SHEER DIGNITY OF OBI-WAN AND DOOKU HAVING PATIENCE, WAITING UNTIL THE PROPER MOMENT TO FREE THEMSELVES, REALIZING THERE’S NOT MUCH POINT TO STRUGGLING JUST YET.
AND THEN THERE’S ANAKIN.
TWISTING AROUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE GIANT WIND DANCERS AT A USED CAR LOT SALE
THE LOOK ON OBI-WAN’S FACE AS HE SEES THIS OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE
GLANCING OVER WITH THE ONE RAISED EYEBROW
AND THEN YEAH THAT’S ANAKIN FOR YOU AND HE JUST ROLLS HIS EYES AND LOOKS AWAY
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED LIKE YES THIS IS HIS LIFE THIS IS A TIRE FIRE AND THIS IS THE PADAWAN HE WORKED SO HARD TO TRAIN
MEANWHILE ANAKIN’S OVER THERE ROCKING BACK AND FORTH LIKE HE’S IN A HEAVY METAL BAND’S MOSH PIT
AND DOOKU’S JUST STARING BLANKLY OFF INTO SPACE LIKE THIS IS WHAT HAS BECOME OF HIS LIFE AND HIS ONCE UPON A TIME LINEAGE
NO ONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME HERE
EXCEPT ME
I AM HAVING A GREAT TIME BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE DETAIL OF THIS IS SO GODDAMNED FUNNY AND I LOVE THEM ALL
But look what the Separatists did to one of our people! They took away his freedom, his humanity. They tried to turn him into a machine. The Techno Union claims it’s neutral, but they have chosen sides. Now your people have to choose.