The 212th’s guide to determining General Kenobi’s level of sleep deprivation based on what he’s drinking
Properly brewed and prepared green/herbal tea: well rested. Probably not fully caught up on sleep- General Kenobi’s never fully caught up on sleep- but no cause for concern
Properly brewed and prepared black tea: still relatively well rested, just maybe needs a slight pick-me-up. No cause for concern
Caf with cream and sugar: probably tired, but a normal level of tired. Still no cause for concern
Over steeped black tea: definitely tired, potentially only running on a few hours of sleep. Slight cause for concern. No immediate action necessary, but keep an eye out
Caf, unsweetened: solidly tired, probably running on little to no sleep. Begin subtly suggesting he get some rest
Instant caf: moving into dangerous territory. Almost definitely running on no sleep. Definite cause for concern, alert Commander Cody
Instant caf, but with twice the amount of caf you’re supposed to put in or more: highly sleep deprived. Alert Commander Cody immediately and consider alerting Generals Skywalker and Tano. Hide all caf and caffeine supplements
That one time the General simply poured hot water into a nearly full can of instant caf and drank it straight from the can: EMERGENCY, LOCATE COMMANDER CODY AND GENERALS SKYWALKER AND TANO IMMEDIATELY, GENERAL KENOBI SIR PLEASE STOP DRINKING THAT
Always assume the General is functioning under at least some level of sleep deprivation. When in doubt, alert Commander Cody
Din’s friends threaten him all the time, but like, in a loving way.
Cara’s like “I swear to whatever Mandalorians find holy, if you don’t eat today I will physically manifest in your ship and drag you back to Nevarro and not let you leave until you’ve eaten a full meal”
Greef Karga impounds his ship in Nevarro until the man takes a fucking nap.
Boba and Fennec are ominous in their affection “you will be okay. You have no choice.”
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