Can’t:

After order 66, both Qui-Gon and
Obi-Wan survive, as 4 little crechelings (ages 1 to 5). They raise
them in a nice planet full of life. Shenanigans and happy times pls.
(isn’t there like a story on AO3 already like this? Space
husbands Qui and Obi on the run with crechelings?)

Maybe Anakin (horribly) playing
on the national musical instrument? Thank you! (…for the life of
me I can only think of bagpipes and lets not go there)

Something about Obi-Wan and his
first serious trauma, please?  (I’m not sure what you mean here,
I’m pretty sure the entire Bandomeer and being rejected from the
order before he turns thirteen is really his first serious trauma. Do
you mean his first massive injury perhaps?)

Could you do one where Obiwan is
on Kamino and some of the clones “get lost” and find him?
Obiwan just forgets about his mission and becomes horrified to learn
that they are child soldiers and becomes an angry mama bear? Bonus if
he jedi or jango try to take him away from his newly claimed
“children” and he hisses/growls at them? And Plo joins him?
(I kind of done one like this already, the KaminoAU you can find
in the header though that one has JangoObi paring.)

Can we get a “troopers don’t
shoot down Plo Koon because he sees us as family” AU and the
aftermath of that?  (I um…started writing this but… it got
really sad with the clones basically going kamikaze against rockwalls
instead of shooting down Plo and…well I couldn’t finish it)

Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan/Satine.
(Hopefully no longer a padawan) Obi-Wan found a way to get around his
arguements wirh Satine, especially when he really needs her to do
something. And it’s poker. Bc he and her are amazing at it. And
something is super important so Qui joins bc he’s good too. Now,
Satine starts winning, but Qui loses all his chips. But Satine says
he can buy back in for an item of clothing. Qui agrees, and Obi is
stunned and pleased. Suddenly it turns into a one sided game of strip
poke

Won’t:

Ahsoka Tano is sent back in time
but has her gender swapped to avoid erasing her past self from
existence and is retrained under the Kaminoan Jedi Kina Ha, places
her/himself on Tatooine to lend aid to Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon when they
arrive. Sort of a fix it storyline, main pairing is Rex/Ahsoka
towards the future. (Um…just no. I don’t do genderbend and I
just…I can’t do RexSoka, sorry)

Remember
people, these prompts are up for grabs!