Can’t:

Yoda giving the Talk to Dooku,
Dooku giving the Talk to Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon giving the Talk to Obi-Wan,
Obi-Wan giving the Talk to Anakin, Anakin giving the Talk to Ashoka.
How much wisedom passed down from the origin and how much was
changed? (I feel like this could be hilarious!)  (I imagine so!
But the logistic of it is giving me a headache)

Instead of Naboo it is Alderaan
where the blockade is taken place, young King Bail and Padawan
Obi-Wan fall in love at first sight.

As long as Obi-Wan remembers,
he’s always been falling hopelessly to the darkness. He knows he
keeps falling deeper and deeper until he will be a Sith. Does he try
to get help? or is he doomed? (if you have an AU this can fit in, go
ahead)

What if the rebellion or lukes
rogue squad found ppl or recordings of past Jedi and their stunts…
It literally puts fear in their hearts bc what if luke decides to be
like those Jedi and give them a heart attack? Bonus on who and what
the stunt was… Also who is the one giving the story… A clone
perhaps?  (I’ve sort of done a story like this already and I’m
not really sure what else to write…beside Luke (and the entire
Skywalker family honestly) is EXTRA as hell, they don’t need
suggestions to become even more, they are the most extra family in
the galaxy)

Obi-Wan doesn’t want a serious
relationship right now and everyone is thinking that his choices are
valid. That doesn’t mean that a night with friends can’t be good and
he’s the Temple favorite for a third in a threesome and no Jedi would
imagine to shame him for it, ever. Tonight, he’s in Depa and
Commander Grey bed.  (Eh not feeling nsfw right now)

So Moddy, I know you’ve done
stories about Obi-wan and his issues with food (or his lack of
wanting to eat it). So how about more chubby Obi-wan? It’s been
established that bullying is an issue in the creche and his inability
to find a master probably isn’t helping matters. Thank you so much
for all your wonderful stories! You make my day so much better! ❤
❤ ❤  (Man I really TRIED, don’t know why I couldn’t I
like plushy Obi)

Could you write Jedi!Maul vs
Sith!Maul?   (Eh naw)

The holonet demands to know more
about how Jedi padawanships begin, and the order obliges by selecting
a few members to write about their experiences. The holonet response
to the stories is mixed until Obi-wan’s story emerges.

Won’t:

Darth
Bane had a cunning way to ensure he didn’t just fade away when his
apprentice killed him for his power. Bane ensured that his spirit was
transferred too, and the lesser will fades into the force. One
millenium later Obi-wan didn’t know what he did in the generator
complex after Maul’s body fell next to the pit. All he knows is
Master Qui-gon should be dead, not clinging to life. Now he has to
deal with looking after an overwhelmed child, and a voice whispering
dark things in his ear…  (Not quite my style)

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Can’t:

Three years after Order 66, Caleb
Dume, now called Kanan Jarrus, finds himself stranded on Tatooine
where he hears about a weird wizard in the Wastelands. With nothing
else to do at the moment he goes in search of this hermit. Who knows,
people say he has a lot of answers and is wise (and the Force is
pestering him about it too).

Ani travels in time to before Obi
is a padawan, sees he is bullied by Bruck/ignored by Qui, goes “Holy
kark, lil Obi needs help.” Ani lies to the Jedi – he was on a long
mission but now wants to take a padawan, it’s this one initiate in
particular because force dammit, he’s going to be an awesome
knight, okay!? Stop asking questions, Mace! Then Qui sees the
interest in Obi, like “Wha? Why? He’s that special? Must be the
Chosen One? I should train him!” Cue duel for right to train Obi.
Ani wins?

(½) Both Anakin and Padme are
Alphas and no one really believes the rumors that they are in a
relationship together. But when she gets pregnant (which should be
biologically impossible, Luke and Leia are magical Force babies),
Padme gets really sick with Eclampsia and slips into a coma or dies.
Obi-wan who is an Omega basically steps in to take care of the twins
while Anakin cares for Padme.

(2/2) The twins kick start
Obi-wan’s hormones, so he ends up bonding to them and producing
milk to feed them. In the end, the longer Obi-wan spends with
Anakin’s family he realizes that he can’t give them up and go
back to his old life. AniObiDala or Obikin.

I’ve asked a few times, on anon I
think (I’m shy), but I think Tumblr might’ve eaten them? I haven’t
seen it in the can’t/won’t list at least. Itd be pretty neat to see
Ahsoka, sometik after she’s been exonerated, running into one of the
council members you think voted against her.

I’m so glad that you confirmed
the no genderbend rule doesn’t include putting existing female chars
in existing male chars positions because I have a prompt I imagine
you’d do wonders with if you like it. An AU where, a few years before
the events of AotC, Master Obi-Wan and his Padawan Padme Amidala
travel to Tatooine to assist the rebel leader Anakin Skywalker to try
and convince them to join Tatooine into the Republic more fully.
(Gen, Obikin, Obianidala, what ever works out for you :D)  (Its
interesting for sure but I can’t quite get anything going for it
right now sorry)

Obi-wan was killed by Anakin on
Mustafar. He wakes up in a Clone Wars’ battlefield in a world where
Qui-gon survived Naboo but his counterpart did not. Surrounded by
clones, his former master and his former padawan, Obi-wan is doomed
to perform reckless actions to survive these “threats”. For
it can only be a trick of the Siths, right? (resending not sure it
went through)

Won’t:

Obi-wan
has to fight off the overly interest of Qui-gon’s plants. Qui-gon is
oblivious to the “danger” they are to an hormonal teenager.
(I…I kept trying but the more I did, the more I kept thinking
of a gourd of some kind being shoved up Obi-Wan’s butt o.o)

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