Can’t:

Yoda giving the Talk to Dooku,
Dooku giving the Talk to Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon giving the Talk to Obi-Wan,
Obi-Wan giving the Talk to Anakin, Anakin giving the Talk to Ashoka.
How much wisedom passed down from the origin and how much was
changed? (I feel like this could be hilarious!)  (I imagine so!
But the logistic of it is giving me a headache)

Instead of Naboo it is Alderaan
where the blockade is taken place, young King Bail and Padawan
Obi-Wan fall in love at first sight.

As long as Obi-Wan remembers,
he’s always been falling hopelessly to the darkness. He knows he
keeps falling deeper and deeper until he will be a Sith. Does he try
to get help? or is he doomed? (if you have an AU this can fit in, go
ahead)

What if the rebellion or lukes
rogue squad found ppl or recordings of past Jedi and their stunts…
It literally puts fear in their hearts bc what if luke decides to be
like those Jedi and give them a heart attack? Bonus on who and what
the stunt was… Also who is the one giving the story… A clone
perhaps?  (I’ve sort of done a story like this already and I’m
not really sure what else to write…beside Luke (and the entire
Skywalker family honestly) is EXTRA as hell, they don’t need
suggestions to become even more, they are the most extra family in
the galaxy)

Obi-Wan doesn’t want a serious
relationship right now and everyone is thinking that his choices are
valid. That doesn’t mean that a night with friends can’t be good and
he’s the Temple favorite for a third in a threesome and no Jedi would
imagine to shame him for it, ever. Tonight, he’s in Depa and
Commander Grey bed.  (Eh not feeling nsfw right now)

So Moddy, I know you’ve done
stories about Obi-wan and his issues with food (or his lack of
wanting to eat it). So how about more chubby Obi-wan? It’s been
established that bullying is an issue in the creche and his inability
to find a master probably isn’t helping matters. Thank you so much
for all your wonderful stories! You make my day so much better! ❤
❤ ❤  (Man I really TRIED, don’t know why I couldn’t I
like plushy Obi)

Could you write Jedi!Maul vs
Sith!Maul?   (Eh naw)

The holonet demands to know more
about how Jedi padawanships begin, and the order obliges by selecting
a few members to write about their experiences. The holonet response
to the stories is mixed until Obi-wan’s story emerges.

Won’t:

Darth
Bane had a cunning way to ensure he didn’t just fade away when his
apprentice killed him for his power. Bane ensured that his spirit was
transferred too, and the lesser will fades into the force. One
millenium later Obi-wan didn’t know what he did in the generator
complex after Maul’s body fell next to the pit. All he knows is
Master Qui-gon should be dead, not clinging to life. Now he has to
deal with looking after an overwhelmed child, and a voice whispering
dark things in his ear…  (Not quite my style)

Remember
people, these prompts are up for grabs!