Brain:…What are you doing?
Moddy: *been staring into her coffee cup for the last ten or so
minutes…perhaps longer* Currently? Thinking about the horrifying implications behind
shopkins.
Brain:… Okay?
Moddy: They have eyes, some of it is food with eyes and mouth. Like
are those fuckers fused with a living creature? Do they scream when
they’re being eaten or washed?
Brain:…Okay then, does this have anything to do with you at nine
today thought that it was entirely reasonable for frogs to fly?
Moddy: Naw, that’s more being sleepy and still exhausted from
yesterday. This is me being exhausted alone. And for all you know,
frogs fly in Star wars
Brain:… fair enough. Go far space cadets.
Moddy:… Huh… space frogs. *goes back to coffee staring*
Brain: Oi vey