Old and Sweet was just like a ray of sunshine when I needed it. Thanks for making my day better. Hopefully you have more ideas for this fic? I’d love to see all the positive change in the Order and the havoc Asajj and Ben will get up to (maybe creche duty or something with archives?). Lots of love.
Ignoring
the two glaring ‘younglings’ in the kitchenette, the elder Jedi
quietly spoke among themselves as they sipped at their teas and
waited for the small snacks that Anakin had offered to put together
as Asajj was needling him about not putting too much mayo on the
small sandwiches because it wasn’t on her master’s diet plan and
Anakin sniping back that the fat was good for Ben because it was
healthy fat since the mayo was made with peas instead of eggs and
therefor was clearly within his diet plan.
Ben
on
the other hand was
tiredly
blinking
at Yoda, having come from a nice
and deep
nap to spend some time with parts of the council and
socialize with someone that wasn’t just Obi-Wan or Anakin for once
without
the group he was with being too large for him to handle.
The
old goblin
continued pouring tea for the other man as the rest took the sips of
their own tea since Yoda and Ben were having their special
brand,
something about joint aid
and recommended by the healers for both.
Finally
Ben seemed to clear a bit as he lifted his now filled cup. “Do you
get ear hairs?” He asked in puzzlement as
he peered at Yoda.
Mace
promptly choked on his tea while Obi-Wan snorted his out his own nose
and
Adi just shook her head with some bemusement.
This
Ben either ignored or was oblivious to as Yoda peered at him, his
large ears twitching. “Yes, annoying it is. Have it you also do?”
He squinted at Ben.
Nodding,
Ben swallowed his tea. “It was fine enough on Tatooine, kept out
all that sand from
getting in my ear channels
but now its just annoying…” He mused, staring into his cup before
blinking at Yoda and smiling. “The droid who cut my hair trimmed it
though.”
Yoda
hummed, nodding in acknowledgment as the two lamented the cons of
being old. Old joints, failing erections, difficult toilet visit, slow digestions , swollen limbs and ear hairs.
Obi-Wan
was meanwhile groaning about hot tea having traveled through his nose
and was desperately trying to wipe the remains of it both off the
table and off his face.
By
the kitchenette, Anakin stood in horrified fascination with a tray of
approved snacks for Ben. “Of all the things I expected to hear,
this
was not one of them.” He managed to get out before wandering over
to the table and setting down the tray, Asajj
settling down a good amount of plates for the snacks to avoid getting
crumbs all over the floor.
“You
and me both Skywalker.” Mace rubbed a weary hand over his scalp,
staring into his cup while wishing it was something stronger.
The
dathomirian witch snorted loudly and settled down on her knees beside
Ben, leaning her arm over the others lap like a large, territorial
feline. “He’s old and soft, of course hairs come out of his
ears.” She huffed but quieted down when Ben affectionately stroked
her cheek, leaning more into Ben before fussily reaching for a plate
and pulling cut up fruit onto it that she put on the inside Ben’s
lap, closest to his stomach. “Eat.” Asajj sulked.
“Of
course padawan.” Ben answered happily, picking up one of the plum
halves she had taken for him and biting in happily while smiling at
everyone.
The
tatooine native shot Asajj a glare but sat down by Obi-Wan’s side,
sulking since there was no space left by Ben on the couch, especially
since Asajj had taken the floor.
This
of course had Obi-Wan sending his former padawan an amused glance.
“You can fill a plate for me if y-”
“Oh
go jump a gorge master.” Anakin huffed, an amused smile twitching
onto his lips to show he wasn’t really upset with the other man as
Anakin grabbed some juice for himself.
Shaking
her head, Adi instead gently engaged with Ben, picking up on their
last discussion on the philosophies of the Drall theory of water
being the birth of all life.
Asajj
meanwhile was reluctantly engaged in information exchange with Yoda
and Mace, telling the two what she did know about Dooku’s future
plans and the very little she knew of the Sith in the Senate.
She
was also engaged in a semi staring contest with Anakin.
Or
she was until Ben loudly speculated if he could use senior discount
at stores and then completing his musing in wondering if Obi-Wan
himself was old enough for senior citizen discounts and early bird
specials.
Both
promptly snorted drinks out their noses at that question while
Obi-Wan loudly lamented about becoming old but not that
old as Ben beamed happily at his younger self and Yoda cackled and
promised Ben to take him to Yoda’s favorite senior citizen hideout.