Watching the burning wheel of cheeses roll down past them on the hill, Anakin settled his fists under his chin and then glanced at his master as a naked man ran screaming down the hill after said wheels. “Guess I owe you twenty credits then master.” He mused lightly, unbothered really.
Stroking his beard, a smirk on his lips, Obi-Wan simply hummed, the man sitting cross legged on the grass beside his padawan. “So you do,” Another naked, screaming person ran past them, causing Obi-Wan to pause what he was going to say as they both watched them race past, trying not to trip down the hill.
Blinking, Anakin peered after the person before looking up at Obi-Wan. “I thought you said only guys did this cheese race thing?” He questioned in a puzzled tone.
“Male presenting,” Obi-Wan corrected, patting the other on the head when Anakin’s mouth formed a O of realization. “Indeed, never be too quick to judge.” He chuckled quietly, keeping his hand on the others head.
“Yeah, yeah, you tell me that a lot, stop lecturing me, I’m not a padawan anymore.” Anakin rolled his eyes, watching as two more people ran past.
Digging his fingers through the curls, Obi-Wan smirked. “I would have thought my little trick would have taught you the lesson on that already.” He teased, chuckling when Anakin flushed slightly.
His little heely trick was becoming quite the trick, no one realizing he was just wearing wheels inside his heels, especially since Obi-Wan had started using two pairs of boots so he wouldn’t give himself away on terrain like today.
Muddy grass and swampy terrain was not good for wheels after all.
Fluttering one hand in the air, Anakin huffed. “Point. But hey, you never did tell me why Zarhar does this? I mean, what’s the point of chasing a wheel on fire naked of all things?” Anakin frowned a bit, snorting when Jesse suddenly ran past in the nude, Dogma coming racing after him in full armor, yelling about regulation with Boil and Waxer a few meters behind with quite the obvious camera.
“Well, lets just say, I hope that Jesse doesn’t catch one of the female presenting audience as this is a way of picking out courtier,” Obi-Wan stated dryly, smirking widely when Anakin choked on his own saliva in shock. “Oh yes, this is for the eligible young female presenting to ogle the ‘assets’ so to speak of the ones racing. From looks to speed to bravery, after all, it takes quite a bit to race after a burning cheese wheel and catch it down a hill.’ Obi-Wan chuckled as another cheese wheel, this one with a pack of naked people coming after it ran past them.
“…Jesse has no idea.” Anakin stated, blinking heavily even as he was clearly highly amused.
“Thankfully, it wouldn’t lead to marriage,” Obi-Wan snorted. “But he might be required to go on a date if someone approaches him,” He stroked his chin thoughtfully. “I guess in this situation, you would be his papa.” He smirked down at Anakin.
Anakin’s eyes turned wide and he shifted up on his elbows to look down where they could still hear Jesse hooting and Dogma yelling. “…I don’t think I’m ready for a parental role.” He squeaked in horror.
Sniggering, Obi-Wan patted the other on the back. “Oh, its not directly a parent role but you are his superior, so you would assume that role. Meaning you would have to turn down the ones asking for him.” He winked.
Anakin opened his mouth only to close it as both winced, one of the racers finally going flat on his face, falling several meters down with a cry of pain. “Ooof, that looks like a broken bone.” Anakin hissed.
Shaking one hand, Obi-Wan nodded, hissing too. “Indeed, poor man….” He paused, a mischievous look crossing his face. “At least it wasn’t another type of broken ‘bone’.” Obi-Wan playfully jabbed at his former padawan with his elbow.
Snorting, Anakin covered his face, laughing helplessly as he wondered which one of the council’s he’d have to suck up to, to thank for this actually nice mission. “Images Obi-Wan, the images.” He chuckled, ignoring the smugly grinning Jedi master beside him as a man as hairy as a wookie raced by them, roaring as he held a cheese wheel on fire over his head.
“…Impressive.”