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How about you fuck off?

No?

Then stop reading my stuff haha.

Hey, btw anon? You know what? I’m both dyslectic and from Norway, english is my second language. So here’s a double fuck off, from all the way of the nordic fish land of Norway. Have my middle finger birdies with it.

Sweetprincess: Din is princess, right? its not an oc?

Running his bare fingers absently through Din’s soft hair, Boba quietly contemplated the farmer standing in front of him, nervously twisting her cap in her hands as she preformed her petition, wide eyed gaze staring up at Boba.

It shouldn’t really surprise him that those in a difficult situation would try to bargain with him.

Yet somehow he hadn’t expected moisture farmers coming to him in person, trying to negotiate a trade, a mutual benefit.

He had expected traders, guilds, mercenary, spies and even New Republicans considering he knew this was the homeworld of karking Luke Skywalker.

But not a single woman with a single, if large, moisture farm.

It was almost impressive, the woman had guts to come alone to him with her petition.

And a large moisture farm, even if her tools were were failing her and she needed to repair, were actually worth something. She could be generating a lot of water… if only her gear worked.

Unbidden, Boba’s covered eyes fell to Din, watching those long lashes resting against the others cheeks, the slight quiver of eyelids each time Boba’s blunt nails dragged gently at his scalp. Din was still so sensitive to touch, something Boba had no doubt came from his long years in armor.

Yet here he was, content, resting on his knees between Boba’s legs as he accepted the touches Boba knew could undo him if the man preforming them wanted to, trusting and accepting.

Likely feeling the gaze, Din opened his eyes and raised his head from the thigh, enough to blink up at Boba.

Din had of course been paying attention, for all that he had looked half a sleep, even as Princess, that awareness never truly left him.

Even now, with sleepy lidded eyes, he could see Din’s eyes abort from looking at the woman presenting her case to the king of Tatooine.

Din and his softness and his honor code, insisting he worked alone and yet somehow surrounding himself with people at the same time.

Din, who had stumbled up the ramp of Slave 1 with a scowling Bo-Katan following and her Nite Owl pet, darksaber and spear in hand, eyes empty as the vastness of space. “…Twenty percent,” Boba finally said, the woman shutting up as she stiffened, staring at Boba hopefully even as he kept looking down at Din. “Twenty percent of your overall water for two years, with ten percent of it going to food manufacturing. And I’ll give you the trade you want.” He gestured for one of his advisors.

The twi’lek stepped forward, even as the farmer bowed and scraped and stammered out a thanks.

Boba knew that Fennec would go over the report later, ensure Virla did her due and didn’t try to book something not in the deal.

Though, Virla was a former brothel slave, her loyalty, at least for now, was to Boba, of that he was certain.

But it never hurt to check of course.

Din’s lips twitched into a small, pleased smile at Boba’s deed, the sight warming the cold concave of Boba’s heart.

The deal was very good to the farmer as much as Boba and had he been Jabba, the water payment would have been a lot higher.

But Boba, running Tatooine with an iron fist and violence, would like things to actually function. If people died from starvation and dehydration, there be nothing left, his planet would crumble like the multitude of other hutt run worlds.

And it pleased him to see Din smile even so slightly, two flies, one smack.

Boba Fett was not a soft man, but he could be gentle in occasions, when the wretched he stepped in for needed it.

And for Din, his princess, who was so lost in his own head he seemed to loose himself in the maw of a too dark space, Boba could and would be gentle.

Din needed it, too used to the harshness of everyone else, even from himself, cauterized scars telling stories of the younger man’s life easily to someone experienced.

Slipping his hand out of the hair, ignoring Din’s little half whine, Boba instead slipped two fingers under the delicate beskar collar and gave a tug. “Up Princess.” He murmured, tapping his thigh with his gloved hand.

Brown eyes lit with interest and Din settled his hands on Boba’s thighs, pulling himself up as smoothly as possible and into the others lap, nuzzling his face into the neck between helmet and armor. “Buir’ika.” He sighed happily.

Resting his hand at the base of the others spine, Boba observed the gathered crowd, lips pulling up into a smirk as the regulars tried not to look and yet seemed unable not to. Pulled up in his lap, Din’s outfits had a tendency to crawl up his body, exposing more of him to wandering eyes, not that the other cared by this point.

But they knew what would happen if they were caught staring too long at Boba’s sweet Princess.

It amused Boba honestly, how no one seemed to connect Princess to Din or visa verse, despite never seeing them in the same room together. A smirking Fennec had informed him, finding a fresh bottle of booze, that the days Din was not visible in his armor, the court thought he was out hunting.

A fair assumption, Din did occasionally go out for a hunt for Boba, simply for the pleasure of it. His beroya would always be a hunter, skills honed to a knife edge, deadly and all the more beautiful for it in the older man’s eyes.

And the separation made the reunion all the sweeter when Din shed his armor and once more knelt for Boba, being such a good princess for him, pressing needily into his touch.

But at the moment he was not needy, only clingy, touch starved as always. “Princess, helmet.” Boba murmured, lips quirking at how eagerly Din obeyed the command, sitting back on Boba’s knee to ease the helmet off the others head.

It was settled to the side, safely out of the way on the left arm of the throne by Din and then he was back, burrowing his face into Boba’s neck more properly with the helmet out of the way. It almost made him chuckle, the feel of Din’s cold nose brushing against his warm neck. “Jate Princess, always so good for me.” He rumbled, feeling the other shiver against him, pressing closer.

For all the scars and dents Boba bore and bore without shame, it never failed to amaze him how much Din seemed to crave his praise.

Boba was no fool, he knew that in terms of attractiveness, there were many who’d balk at him after his stint in the sarlacc, the scars worn openly unsettling many eyes.

But it was harder to remember that when Din pressed so sweetly into his touch and looked at him with soft, wanting eyes. “Jate.” Boba repeated, simply for the pleasure of Din shivering once more.

Boba Fett was not a soft man, but yes, he could be gentle to the ones who deserved it.

Mersong – Aww, poor bby echo. Who did that to him? (I’m assuming humans but you never know). Fives is probably super protective over him!

Looking to the other with a disturbed gaze, Obi-Wan couldn’t help but swish his tail nervously. “You mean to tell me the humans surface thing did that to him?” He questioned, utterly disturbed.

He had seen what the humans nets and the lines hanging down could do if accidentally caught in them but to think poor Echo had been caught by the odd ship things?

Anakin grimaced but nodded, glancing at Obi-Wan and puffing a bit up in pride unconsciously.

If they weren’t speaking about something so seriously, Obi-Wan might preen, having his mate to be like the seaweed bed he was currently weaving together for their mating for their little mating den was nice.

But as it was, they were talking about serious things and he swallowed thickly to himself. “Echo got too curious, he and Fives,” Anakin murmured quietly, filling the kelp bags he had made with the shells he had been collecting for them. Still alive, as it was foolish to eat a dead clam but gathered into the little cave Anakin would be blocking off come a day or two. “But Echo got too close, got caught in the water streams it left behind and it pulled him up and he couldn’t swim out of it so he got pulled up against the wood and the weird things that stick into the water…” Anakin grimaced heavily, not able to finish the words.

They had thought they’d loose Echo those days.

Echo had bleed so heavily, he had been so ghostly pale and his tail had been twisted so badly that Jango had outright stated that Echo’s bones might have been ruined inside of him.

Fives hadn’t left the others side since then, sticking to his side and Anakin couldn’t blame him.

Fives and Echo had a mating bond more than a friend or family bond and even now, Anakin would be in stitches himself if Obi-Wan…

No, best not to think about that.

Shaking his head, Obi-Wan settled back against the cave wall, long tendrils of seaweed floating up as he wasn’t actively working.

Since they were in a cave though, they didn’t move, the water currents not currently directing inside it, so Obi-Wan could sit for a few moments and just consider it. “…I hate humans.” He finally settled on, shaking his head.

Obi-Wan let out a small grunt of agreement before swimming over, pecking Obi-Wan on the lips. “Same. All they do is harm us,” He whispered, stroking Obi-Wan’s face with gentle hands, smiling when the other pressed into his touch. “But they aren’t here. Only me and you are.” He stated tenderly.

That got him a soft hum of joy, Obi-Wan nuzzling softly at his hands before outright letting go of the temporary bed he was making for their comfort. Reaching up, he pulled Anakin down and kissed his mate on the lips, rubbing his thumbs tenderly over the others cheeks.

It was meant to be a brief kiss.

Anakin didn’t let it be, pressing his mate into the rock as he slid his arms around the plush cold water mer, rubbing gently at the soft belly and sides with a soft hum against the others mouth, closing his eyes as he enjoyed it.

Jango had once stated, when Anakin asked, that he too once had the blubber but coming out to the tropics meant that he hadn’t needed it.

The water here were much warmer after all, so Obi-Wan, with his body acclimating to his new environment, would eventually loose the delightful soft blubber that Anakin honestly adored. He kind of wanted to bite it, just to see how it feel.

But one, that was kind of rude and two, Anakin just knew that Obi-Wan would take revenge.

It might be worth it though.

But at that moment though, kissing the other mer was more alluring to Anakin as he continued running his hands over the others skin and scales, delighting in the reciprocation from his omega, his Obi-Wan.

‘Maybe if I feed him enough, he can remain nice and plush.’ Anakin’s fins quivered happily at the absent thought as he nipped gently at Obi-Wan’s bottom lip, pulling back to smile at the tussled and now pouty looking Obi-Wan from the kiss swollen lips.

Show white purity: Now that they got together will Obi Wan be a little more confident?

Looking up when he heard a hissing noise, Anakin felt wide and involuntary smile stretch his face as Obi-Wan stepped out into the quarters with a billow of steam slipping out from behind him as bare feet touched the floor.

They had gotten back to the temple less than five hours ago, having been away for two full month dealing with squabbling politicians and an exhausted princess regent for all that time with a full week of travel each way.

It hadn’t left them much time for much, especially not leisure when each day was spent keeping the peace and they both went to bed exhausted.

Still together of course but just as someone warm and comfortable to rest against, Anakin often waking to Obi-Wan’s cold toes pressed to his shins.

But they were home now, they had delivered their verbal report to the council an hour ago with another pair coming in right after them and Anakin had gotten a minor start on their written report for the Archives after his shower.

And with what he was seeing now, he was grateful he took a shower first.

Because he got to watch a soft and comfortable looking Obi-Wan coming out from the fresher from what was clearly a warm shower by the steam and pink skin he could see, still toweling his hair dry, wearing a beautiful baby blue, cotton camisole with soft pink details that looked like butterflies to Anakin.

Obi-Wan sported matching shorts to them, no lace in sight and while Obi-Wan did liked to look pretty with lace, this was purely a sleeping set Anakin knew. He looked adorable in them with the spaghetti straps and low neckline giving Anakin an unobstructed view of the others shoulders and clavicle, to see the pale skin and freckles that was normally hidden away.

And he could also see the soft flush of warm skin that had been cleaned in warm water.

When the flush darkened and spread on that pale skin, he looked up, meeting green eyes peering at him shyly from under the towel but not hiding, Obi-Wan smiling at him sweetly, the mouth framed by the beard Anakin had come to love feeling when they kissed.

Obi-Wan no longer hid from Anakin, feeling safe and confidant in the others presence and when the blond looked so obviously at him.

Silently, Anakin lifted one arm, waiting as Obi-Wan pulled the towel off to chuck back into the fresher, the redhead making his way over on quiet feet.

He slipped under easily and pressed against Anakin’s body, shower warm and nice smelling as Anakin closed his arm around him, nuzzling into the water darkened hair that had turned golden during their mission due to the sun they had been exposed to.

An approving noise escaped Obi-Wan and Anakin flushed when he noted Obi-Wan peering at the half started report on the terminal resting on Anakin’s lap.

The noise had him shrugging meekly, Anakin smiled sheepishly. “Figured I might as well, its just the bare bones for now though.” He mumbled quietly.

Humming, Obi-Wan pressed a kiss to the exposed part of Anakin’s collarbone where his own sleep tunic hung low. “Well done… but for now, I think we can wait until tomorrow Anakin.” Obi-Wan whispered, cuddling up, his warm body easily felt through Anakin’s own thin sleep clothes.

And hell, Anakin would never say no to a soft, warm and drowsy Obi-Wan, floating his terminal onto the caff table to nuzzle, passing the redhead the remote and pulling one of the fluffy blankets they kept while pushing some pillows into the arm of the couch with the Force.

Carefully, he pulled Obi-Wan’s legs up and into his lap, Obi-Wan half sitting coiled against the arm of the couch and half against Anakin as he started flickering through channels, letting Anakin manhandle the both of them around.

Finally Anakin settled once both were half reclined on the couch, Anakin behind Obi-Wan, resting his head on Obi-Wan’s upper arm, his own stuck beneath Obi-Wan’s body and the other resting on the redhead’s hip, rubbing slowly as Obi-Wan finally found a silly soap opera they had watched a million times before and yet could stand to watch once more.

Work could wait until tomorrow.

Right now they could enjoy each others warmth.

with the art you reblogged, I’m gonna take a chance. BobaxDin and some throne fun?

Only a fool would challenge Boba Fett, king of Tatooine, in his own fortress.

Well, technically the former Jabba cartel and fort, but that was now history. Jabba’s death was years past and Bib Fortuna’s short reign was a simple footnote in their history that few missed due to his incompetence. The only ones to genuinely miss him would be the ones that benefited from Fortuna’s incompetence to grease their own palms and hang onto the power.

But they knew better than to grumble too loudly.

Not with Boba on the throne, especially with his right and left hand wandering around.

Fennec Shand was a danger, the sharpshooter’s eyes never missing out and woe be you if her eyes lingered on you. You better hope it’s not because she has a grudge because Fett might as well shoot you in his lieutenant’s name, not the woman herself nursing a bottle of spotchka that never impaired her ability as she leaned against his throne.

She was Boba’s fiercest enforcer and if you wanted a quiet life, you did not cross her. Half the palace either wanted to avoid her like the plague and the rest wanted her attention in a carnal manner. The prospect of a quiet life when you were in Fett’s fortress was a contradictory notion.

Then there was the other Mandalorian in shiny beskar armor, simply called Djarin by Fett or if the man was in a bad mood, beroya. The whispers and rumors about him were many, from killing a great krayt dragon, laying claim to an ancient weapon, being a cyborg instead of being true flesh and blood. And then was the rather bizarre rumor that he raised a Jedi whelp.

Djarin never seemed to eat and rarely drank when in public and generally stood behind the throne, resting his hands on it slightly as he leaned forward with unseen eyes trained on whoever had caught his attention, beskar spear strapped to his back and blasters at his hip.

People wanted his attention even less than Fennec Shand.

With Shand, at least it was a fifty/fifty chance that her interest was good natured and could lead to some fun time in a corner, the few who she had taken a liking to saying she was a great kisser if prompted enough.

Djarin’s attention was never good.

His attention came at the price of him discovering traitors, assassins or embezzlers, the silver mando leaning down over the throne to quietly murmur to Fett, informing him of what he had seen or heard, always backed with evidence and yet the usurper king never asking to see it before acting.

One memorable event had Djarin leaning down, his voice, as always, covered by the music of the palace. What he had said, no one knew, but it was enough for Fett to jerk a viroblade out of his boot and throw it, nailing poor Yarkarta to the bar on the other side of the room.

The less said about Yarkarta, the better, but a few noted that a few days later Djarin seemed to have grown a few more pieces of shiny armor. The speculation that Yarkarta had been smuggling beskar was a shared and agreed notion.

Those two were understandable, an enforcer and a bounty hunter as fierce as Boba Fett in his youth.

The last member however…

One of the first things Fett had done when taking over was to overturn the practice of slavery all over Tatooine. If you wanted to live, you better hope no one informed Fett that you kept slaves on his planet. It had earned him many a zealot soldier and enforcer, former slaves from all over flocking to him.

And yet he owned a slave himself.

Princess was a man somewhat taller than Fett as some noted when both were standing, with high cheekbones, defined and beautifully dark brown eyes, a trimmed mustache resting over pink lips. Coupled with the dark skin and soft brown hair that curled at the nape of his neck, that alone would make him a pretty thing.

But Princess was also muscled, scars in certain places spoke of a life of fighting and someone who knew to survive, even as he had the softness of someone that ate regularly and well.

Beskar collar and chain had the man contained to a general radius around the throne, though not always chained. When unchained, Princess could still be found near Fett, maybe fetching something to drink or eat and yet somehow lost, brown eyes saddened as outside of being able to avoid people, he did not look at them. It was as if his life had recently been deprived of purpose, of goals and he was unmoored in a galaxy he didn’t quite recognize and didn’t know how he fit in.

Kneeling on the large red pillow at Fett’s feet however, Princess looked content, head resting on Fett’s knee as the man absently played with dark curls or scratched gently at the others scalp as he only was with Princess.

Either Princess was a slave who didn’t know how to survive beyond what he had been for years (unlikely by the sight of his muscled and scarred body), or he was willingly kneeling at Fett’s feet, maybe dominated by the other man at one point and therefore sworn to the others side, as some speculated.

Not too loudly though.

Speculations about Princess was another way to die. Fett didn’t tolerate anyone except maybe Fennec getting too close to Princess. If you wanted a swift death, then the easiest way was to try and touch Princess.

Especially since Princess was dressed in soft outfits of lace and silk that Fett seemed to enjoy; soft babydoll dresses in shades of pink, purple, green and blue, resting along the man’s thighs and only occasionally giving a peek at a pert bottom, the cinching of the dress waist revealing the trim waist easily.

A favored outfit was a very light green baby doll, mostly sheer with white lace details and thin straps resting over dark shoulders, the details of underwear and firm rear barely seen through the sheerness. A tease more than anything as people tried not to look and yet being unable to at least not glance.

Fett seemed to enjoy the outfit the most. When coupled with white knee stockings, Princess ended up in his lap more than on his pillow as Fett ran an ungloved hand over his slave’s body with gentle interest.

Sometimes, Fett would run his fingertips under the thin beskar collar, as if checking the skin beneath before sweeping his hand over the others spine and resting his arm around Princess waist.

No, only a fool would try to get close to Princess without good cause.

@robinasnyder was kind enough to beta this, send her some praise!

Omg it’s so nice to see someone else hate Obitine as much as me. It’s been a long while since I’ve seen Clone Wars (I’m planning a rewatch at some point), but I NEVER liked that ship. Can’t really recall details why, but I just remember feeling like I didn’t mind Satine as a character (though I didn’t really like her either), but her with Obi-Wan just drove me crazy. If you feel like ranting, why don’t you like Obitine (so that I may recall and hate with you haha!)

You know, in the beginning, I did actually like their relationship a bit, its funny.

But at the same time, as I respect Satine for sticking to her guns, I also hate her because she is honestly doing a genocide on her own people. When you remove  culture, you eventually kill it, its why preserving what could become or already has become, dead languages is so important.

Being the last of your people… I can’t imagine that. Its why I donate to a Same fund in Norway, like yes, they’re doing well here but we fucked them over and I got relatives who are proper Same. I can’t claim anything but far of genes for myself but … well, yeah, that’s part of it, cause unfortunately, natives get a lot of shit shoveled at them, especially when the ‘christian is the best religion’ swept in.

But I digress, off topic. Obi-Wan and Satine might have fit together when they were young, but its very clear now that while there is still fondness, they are VERY different people with very different goals and Satine’s inaction is not fucking neutrality, its just her refusing to involve her planet in the ‘dirty’ fighting she sees because both sides are oh so fucking same and awful

Satine had morals and she stuck to her guns… and I respect that.

But its very clear to me that her and Obi-Wan wouldn’t have managed to have a relationship that functioned properly even without Palpatine sticking his fingers into it like with Anakin and Padme. They are just too drastically different people.

Because when Obi-Wan sees injustice, when Obi-Wan, even on Tatooine and he was trying to hide, saw people in trouble… he tried to help. And he would pick up a weapon if it meant helping the person he was shielding.

And Satine seems to think that’s the irony of a soldier.

Their relationship would have become unhealthy and fallen apart on its own and therefore I can’t stand it, cause Obi-Wan, after all the shit shoveled at him by everyone, should get to sit down, enjoy his tea and have a relationship that functoins, platonic or romantic.