Fuck your chicken strips. (I’m just kidding I love you. That’s my favorite thing to say tho. You’re my favorite writer and I love you!!!)
No! Not my chicken strips!
Lol, thank you

No! Not my chicken strips!
Lol, thank you

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t see this so um lets see…
I’m honestly not sure, admittedly, I find myself leaning between togruta and zabrak, mostly due to me liking predatory aliens. But I feel like if I had more information about other aliens in star wars, with the wealth of them there is, I’d have other favorites.
I mean, my favorite from Mass Effect are the turians. Garrus my love! Wait for me! Lol
That would be when I got the prompt for the shovel talk from Anakin, you know, protective and kinda angry crazy Anakin, towards Cody. Who was dating Obi-Wan.
An Obi-Wan that did not appriciate said shovel talk.
But you know. That was racist, because shovel talk aimed at Cody, as a clone and under the power of the general he was dating was very bad.
THe fictional paring.
Things I wouldn’t approve of in reality but is harmless in being written… that was racist due to the trope being used with Cody and Obi-Wan.
I am fandom old content creator, of course I’m bitter, I’m bitter and cynical and I write porn.
I’ve been accused of being racist for using a well known trope, with people still coming into my inbox for it and to the point someone CALLED me out on it, tagging me which sent others to hate on me. They might not have meant it but that’s what happened and yet, I STILL remember who that was. Saw a post by said person not long ago, despite them having my writing blog blocked.
I’ve been acused of being transphobic and told my cishet meant I couldn’t write lgbtq content, despite being asexual bisexual person and trying to do my best when it comes to the other lgbt parts. Like holy shit, there are people that believe in conversion therapy for asexual people, I’m not about to rag on trans, non-binery or whatever people are, as long as no one is harmed and everyone is consensual safe, I don’t CARE.
I’be been told I’m bismerching the ‘glory of white people’, that one was gross and those people can fuck off. Racist and nazi fuuuuck off.
I’ve been told what I write is morally wrong. Purity police out and about.
I’ve been told I’m ableist in my writing, despite one, both being disabled mentally and physically and two, writing from the point of character that are SUPPOSE to be ableistic.
I’ve been told to stop bringing politics into my writing, which is so bizzare considering the prequels is about an evil dictator that takes power through war and manipulating everything to his advantage.
And just… there’s more but I’m making myself upset.
So yeah, I’m bitter at times, making free content that people can enjoy only for some to jump on me like its a mosh pit. Especially that first one with the trope, like holy shit, that was so bad that the story it related to was dropped despite being on AO3.
Bitter Moddy.
But still writing.
Just less trusting of people, that’s all
Kyber tears.
Kyber tears come to the top of the list of the things I work on.
I got a few personal favorites outside of it too, yes, but Kyber tears has a special place in my heart.
Din’s punishment has totally been written and he’s going to need the sleep XD
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28203351/chapters/70547898
When the King of Tatooine was in a bad mood, you better behave.
Now, why Fett was in a bad mood was hard to say.
It certainly wasn’t Shand’s fault, she was the only one to escape Fett’s vicious lashing or glares and was the only one that could calm him down with a low tch or a quiet word.
And his temper seemed to grow by the day, tolerating less and less. By the time Fett punched one of his weapon runners for loosing a shipment…
Well, people were walking on eggshells by the time they realized what had put Fett in a bad mood.
Princess was nowhere in sight, hadn’t been in at least four to five days and when someone had dared to approach Shand about it, she had raised a brow at them and then shrugged. “Visiting his son.”
So, no sexual relief and with how fond Fett was of Princess, most likely other emotions that people didn’t want to think about were tangled into that too and it seemed like Princess would not be back in days yet.
And then came the growled question the King had shot Shand about a week in. “Djarin, have you heard anything from him?” He tilted his helmet in Shand’s direction, t-visor somehow doing nothing to shield the glare the man had.
Shrugging, Shand had crossed her arms over her chest. “Said he was following a bounty after leaving Yavin 4, haven’t heard from him since. You know how restless he can be after visiting.” The sharpshooter stated quietly, a thoughtful look in her dark eyes.
Fett cursed and then waved for the bartender to send over his usual drink.
So, first his bed slave had left to see his son and now also his favorite hunter was gone.
That had never before coincided and it left the King of Tatooine in a foul mood, a mood none of them could do anything about.
Best thing they could do was pray to the karking Force or maker that either of them arrived and did so soon.
Hopefully Princess but at this point either of them would do before Fett killed someone as the man started lurking more and more in his armor, fiddling with vibroblades and blasters as if he’s itching to hurt someone.
Thankfully though, after about two and a half week, one of them do arrive, just as Fett looks to be on the snapping point, having stepped down off his throne and dais to shake down an idiot from the core who thought it smart to antagonize him, holding the man up by the front of his shirt as he snarls.
Djarin limps into the dim hall, his armor in need of buffing and his spear strapped to his back, a bit worse for wear clearly but alive if injured as his limp indicates and shiny as always despite the scruffing of his armor, nothing a little polish won’t remove.
Fett zeros in on him the moment he steps in too, thick suspense seemingly choking the air as he drops the core member.
Quietly, the silver mando makes his way over to the dais as the core member crawls away as quickly as possible, wanting to be out of Fett’s ire.
He needn’t worry, the man’s attention is firmly on his hunter and when he’s close enough, Fett’s hand lashes out and captures a helmet covered chin to bring him down, growling up at him, his vocoder cracking at the sound. “You’re late. And injured,” He hissed, vicious rage practically dripping of every syllable. “Explain.” The tone of voice would have lesser men shaking in their boots.
Even the mando drops at the tone, to his knees, Fett still holding his chin even as he clearly hisses again at the move, pausing when the man hooks his hands into Fett’s belt with the visor tilted up at him. “Ni ceta. I didn’t mean to.” Djarin mumbles, his voice lacking bite and sounding iffy even through the vocoder.
If one was to take a guess, it sounds as if he might be concussed and it makes people wonder what kind of bounty he was hunting that has injured him.
They’ve seen the mando fight, he’s a violent force of beskar, blaster and spear that can dispatch of any threat coming his way with ease.
And yet here he is, kneeling at the feet of another man.
The respect he must have for Fett or the debt he owes him must be vast, kneeling on the sand of the throne room.
Fett growls loudly before hooking a hand under the man’s armpit, heaving him up with a moan of pain from the bounty hunter. “Shand, take charge. I’ll deal with this!” He snapped out, pulling the mando with him. “I swear Djarin, if you cauterized even one fucking little thing, I will pull you over my lap an-” Whatever else the king was going to do was cut off by the door closing behind him.
Shand easily settles on the arm of the throne, looking vaguely amused, though for those that knew her, they’d see the worried twitch of her lip.
The court very slowly goes back to normal after that, several able to breath more easily because now that one of them is back, surely Fett’s mood will improve and no one will die for pissing him off?
Right?
Well, they are sort of right but at the same time, finding the silver mando kneeling where Princess is normally sat is still a heart stopping moment.
Instead of standing behind the throne as he normally does, the day after his arrival, Djarin is kneeling in his armor on Princess pillow, his helmeted head set against Fett’s thigh. Fett has placed a gloved hand on the back of his bounty hunter’s neck, holding him in place seemingly.
Fett moves occasionally, speaking with whoever petitions him, dealing with idiots, sending of teams, dismissing some and outright laughing at one request from the core world.
Djarin moves only when Fett moves, in so much that he follows the moves of his king’s body and the grip on his neck.
Beside the throne is the beskar spear Djarin uses, leaning against the arm. So far and yet so close at the same time and yet Djarin clearly does not intend to use it as he submits to his King and this humiliation.
Behind hands and fans to keep one cool for those that own one, whispered speculations are exchanged.
Did the King put his hunter to his bed, peel him out of his armor and make him submit?
Its clear he’s being punished at the very least, kneeling where Fett’s favorite whore is usually suited.
Its a power move, though a few wonder how Princess will take it when he returns.
Not many can claim to have a fully armored mandalorian on their knees though and it makes for quite the threat display to any outsider that shows up at Fett’s strange court.
Some speculate why the bounty hunter is being punished.
Is it because he was late?
Because he was injured?
Maybe Fett just doesn’t like being kept out of the loop?
There had been no mention of the bounty Djarin had been hunting, maybe he had lost the target and that was why he was now suited on his knees in his armor.
They can speculate but none of them are right of course.
If they could see below the armor, they’d see the bruises and burns on Din’s body, could see the cauterized on the left calf and the lines of bruises along Din’s back.
None of it had been properly cared for until Din had returned to Tatooine, to Boba.
And if there is one thing Boba won’t suffer, it is something being cruel to his Princess, not even Din himself.
Rubbing at a little hand, Cody barely hears his love speak.
He’ll blame it on his healing ears and the fact that Obi-Wan’s voice is so low it rasps, turning to look at the Jedi with besotted confusion. “I’m sorry, what?” He whispered, not wanting to disturb the little ones.
Giving a drowsy, glassy eyed smile, (all the drugs doing their duty in his system), Obi-Wan repeats himself. “Boil and Waxer’s baby. You didn’t tell me… I mean I saw Waxer but I didn’t think to ask…” He trailed off sleepily, voice slightly slurred.
Cody just knew the other would fall asleep again in moments.
And he deserved it, a solid twenty hours in labor before the first one came, Obi-Wan clenching Cody’s hand in his, crying out with the contractions until the wails of their first baby filled the air as a light bulb in the room had popped, only for the second to be a breech baby.
The medics had been required to do an emergency c-section due to the circumstances.
The medics had of course drugged Obi-Wan up properly for the procedure and the removal of the babies but that didn’t make it any less exhausting on the body, Force sensitive or not.
It had of course helped that General Qui-Gon was there, carefully mopping at Obi-Wan’s brow while sending as much comfort the others way as he could.
After all that, Obi-Wan deserved all the rest he could get.
Smiling softly, Cody continued rubbing at a little hand grasping at his finger. “Their baby?” He finished the half sentence Obi-Wan had tried to sound out.
He got a sleepy little nod.
“Their daughter is fine, needed to be in an incubator for a while, apparently she got jaundice and its easily solved with some light.” He answered in soft tones to keep the other tired.
With the dimness of their room, the sedation in his veins and the warmth, Obi-Wan let out a sleepy little hum of understanding.
Back to sleep he went, with soft, even little breaths.
Chuckling quietly, Cody turned back to their little pink swaddled bundles, topped with blue caps to cover their downy little heads.
For the most part the kids seemed to take mostly after Cody, their skin on the darker side, though not as dark as Cody and while two of them had dusting of dark hair, the other two looked to be lighter.
It would be amazing to see what they eventually turned out to be.
And eyes…
Apparently newborns were generally born with blue eyes, or so a booklet Cody had read said. But eventually their eyes would turn into the color they were suppose to be.
Obi-Wan had theorized, rather early in the pregnancy, that the kids had a chance of going Cody’s amber or a mix of his own and Cody’s.
Something about recessive and dominant genes.
Cody hadn’t been paying too much attention to it at the time, his head resting on Obi-Wan’s belly, listening to the children move as the Jedi petted his hair and teased the springy curls that would disappear the next time Cody cut his hair.
There was a reason he kept it so cropped after all.
“We still haven’t thought of names for you all…” Cody murmured, smiling fondly when the one in the middle of the bassinet twitched at his voice and then settled back.
He and Obi-Wan had of course talked about it.
It had been a bit of a novel experience for him, if Cody was honest.
Clones named themselves, it was one of the few things that were theirs.
But they were also very much conscious beings.
The children wouldn’t be able to name themselves for years and years to come and they had to call them something.
Cody refused to be like the longnecks, dehumanizing his children and not giving them any names and instead a designation that would last until a name was chosen. Though he was more open to the suggestion when Obi-Wan assured him that if the children wanted, they could change or edit their names in the future.
So, they would have to think of names.
Proper ones.
Strong names.
Names that the children would be proud of and maybe want to keep.
He wondered if it be wrong to name one of them ‘Kote’. It had been Cody’s name, what felt like a long time ago, given to him by Fett of all people.
Then Cody found his own name…
But Kote was still a good name, a strong one, one to be proud of.
He’d ask Obi-Wan what he thought, once the Jedi was awake but until then, he was going to settle in and watch his little squad sleep, the sounds of all five’s steady breathing reassuring Cody that his strange little family was fine.
He has a kid.
Sitting in the pilot seat, staring at the green, cooing thing, Din isn’t sure what to make of himself.
Hadn’t he so long ago sworn that he’d never be swayed by his own instincts, that he wouldn’t be that kind of omega?
The ones media liked to portray, the omega with wide hips and a child on it with an alpha coming home from work to scent them?
Not that there was anything wrong with that way of life.
It just…
It wasn’t Din.
Din was not that kind of omega.
Din walked a lonesome road, flew among the stars, kept to himself and tried to hide his designation to avoid complications. Hell, the few times he had flown his old gang, he had always dismantled his nest and hid it.
He didn’t want to bother with them figuring it out.
But here he was, a child on his lap and a covet he had left behind to fend of the Imperial remains of a Moff, his instincts having screamed too loudly when he saw the hover pram in the trash.
The moment he had seen it, his mind had switched off and his instincts had kicked in.
Just hours earlier he had been in Paz Vizla’s lap, giving into said instincts.
Maybe they had been closer to the surface from, maybe it had been his own guilt, maybe Din was trying to give himself excuses, maybe it was a combination of all three.
But the end result was the same.
A child in his lap on the Razor Crest, his covet left behind and a bounty on his head more than likely, along with the kid.
And he didn’t even know what species it was or what his name was.
Dropping his head back, Din’s helmet made a thumping noise as he exhaled loudly, the kid staring back up at him while chewing on his hand. “…I’m not quite sure what to do now.” Din admitted quietly.
For the first time in what felt like forever, Din had given into his instincts and his covet was paying the price, while Din fled.
Like a coward.
He twitched and the kid gave a low, worried coo at him, Din closing his eyes before letting out a shaking breath. His scent must be sour again, Din wasn’t sure what to do about that.
There was nothing in his life to tell him how to deal with this.
Maybe if Din had reached out a little more to the rest of his pack, maybe if he had spoken to the Armorer, after all, as an omega and alor, she would know more, know better, maybe some way for Din to deal, so many maybe’s and nothing to do about them as he carefully lifted the kid and put him back in the pram.
Instead he forced himself to inhale and exhale steadily, forcing calm into his veins as he repeated the action four more times.
Least he felt calmer as he turned back to the kid, tilting his head slightly. “Don’t suppose you have any answers kid?” He questioned tiredly, only to get a soft coo and the kid chewing on his hand again.
Din blinked, turning back to the controls to put the Razor Crest into autopilot.
Then he stood and picked up the child. “I imagine they didn’t feed you properly in that lab,” He mused out loud, wondering when was the last time he had spoken this much to someone. “If you’re willing to choke down some rations, I got some food at least.” He moved out into the galley, heading to the small, very small, kitchen it had.
It would be at least something for the kid to eat… if he ate rations.
Honestly, Din wasn’t sure what this kid even ate and for a panicked little moment, he wondered if the kid was so young that he drank milk. Then his mind kicked in and reminded him that the little one had eaten a live frog for Manda’s sake.
It was very unlikely that the kids proximity would push Din’s body into producing milk.
He let out a shaken breath of relief, the kid squeaking up at him, as if questioning what was wrong now.
“Alright kid, lets see how you do with bland rations.” Din bounced him absently a bit, his brain pausing on the move before he just forced himself to get the ration bars out. ‘Just… roll with it Din, just roll with it.’
There was a New Republican representative in their midst.
The pretty thing had come wandering in, as if she owned the place, as if she wasn’t scared and fair be, she had quite the terrifying guards with her. They had stayed back when she presented her case to Fett of course, the woman making sure not to stand on the trap door as they were standing to the sides.
And clearly they were trigger happy in their expensive gear.
Fett had leaned his elbow on one arm, Shand on the other, listening with a bored and slightly tired look on his face as he glanced over the preening human in front of him wrapped in expensive silk and leather, the cuts of her clothes the latest of fashion.
A honeypot for sure, they were all familiar with the tactic, a pretty thing that could sling pretty words in an attempt to get more out of a deal, even if Fett didn’t look the slightest interest.
A few were rather grateful Princess wasn’t there, after the display they had gotten to see, they weren’t sure Princess wouldn’t try to kill this pretty blond standing in front of Fett’s throne, pushing her bosom out.
Least she was smart enough not to stand on the former rancor pit door.
Of course, then there was a hiss and a snap, the sound of a door opening behind the dais and the court held their breath, half certain they were about to witness a bloodbath, about to witness Princess deal with what wasn’t even competition clearly if Fett’s bored eyes meant anything.
A few, soft steps and then Princess appeared in the doorway behind the throne, standing in a closed robe that was so dark blue it almost looked black and was slightly too short on him, inching up his thighs and yet long in the arms, carrying an armful of pillows as he peered blearily at everyone.
His hair was tangled mess and his neck, covered with the beskar collar, looked like it had been mauled.
Princess was wearing Fett’s robe, carrying pillows in his arms as he made his way from the room to the throne with an odd walk that was neither limping or waddling and yet both, pausing to lean down and press a kiss to his King’s cheek.
Then he straightened and stared at Shand, everyone holding their breath as they waited for what was going to happen now as Fett sat up, no longer leaning on the throne arm.
Princess gave Shand a darker glare when nothing happened, the woman simply laughing as she shifted off the throne arm. Instantly, Princess stuffed one pillow against the widest space with the arm, the second went over the arm Shand had been sitting on with the third and smallest pillow being stuffed between Fett’s sprawled legs.
Fett simply looked amused, peering up at his bed warmer with a raised brow.
Princess grumbled slightly, fluffing the pillow on the widest space against the arm. “I’m sore.” He rasped out, barely heard at all due to how low it was. The answer had a wide smirk cracking over Fett’s face as Princess gingerly crawled into his lap and sat down, back against the large pillow and legs resting over the arm Shand had been sitting on.
Lounging over his King.
Fett, as always, accommodated him, shifting his shoulders and his torso until Princess could rest his head on the man’s pauldron.
One of Fett’s glove covered hand rested over Princess thighs and the other came up to play with his hair, stroking carefully as Princess grumbles trailed off into pleased little sighs instead. Then Princess gave the New Republic representative a bleary stare. “…Who that?” He slurred out, not even a full sentence, very little care in his voice.
Fett hummed, still playing with Princess wavy hair. “Just a member from New Republic, Organa has heard I took over it seems,” He stated a tad wryly. “I imagine lady hutt killer wanted to either confirm the rumors or form an alliance… we’ll see.” Fett settled on easily.
The representative looked vaguely offended and yet horrified, opening her mouth only for Princess to beat her to the punch. “Lady what now?” Princess blinked in tired bemusement.
“Organa strangled Jabba the hutt with a slave chain. I salvaged the footage from his barge when I got out,” Fett gave a slow, vicious looking smile. “It was the funniest shit ever, watching that dainty little lady go feral on the giant slug, well maybe outside of Kryze look during the darksaber debacle.” He chuckled quietly, smirking when Princess grumbled and actually whacked him lightly in the chest with a hissed ‘stop moving, ow.’
Rightly on the armor but still.
Anyone else be dead.
The sex last night must have been out of this galaxy for Princess to get away with it.
And if the look on the lady’s face, it seemed she realized that her mission wasn’t going to be as successful as she had hoped on looks alone. Because there was no one that had Princess beat for Fett’s attention.
(Just so its said, there will be porn. I’ll just have to come back to the punishment lol)