swpromptsandasks:

Things I should stop doing while at the store but I know I will never be able to stop doing… touch the blankets… ruuuub them. Just for a few seconds. Rubby rubby

So soft, so nice, but I have too many at home… must… resist… only rubbies, no buying

Things I should stop doing while at the store but I know I will never be able to stop doing… touch the blankets… ruuuub them. Just for a few seconds. Rubby rubby

xcziel:

brightlotusmoon:

black-matrix:

gabe495:

tribeofthedrunkenweasles:

transgirl-link:

bogleech:

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

( despite the massive drop in activity since *the incident*, my timeline has been way more sane since then too )

don’t tell anyone we’re still here. we like that everyone thinks we’re dead.

“I can’t believe Tumblr is dead.”

*in the distance* “Yes, keep telling people we’re dead!”

“Sometimes I can still hear their voice.”

*in the distance* “No you can’t, we’re dead!”

twinterrors29:

after the war ends, Obi-Wan desperately wants to quit the Council, but Mace keeps rejecting his resignations

so Obi-Wan decides to take matters into his own hands: if he can’t resign formally, he’s going to get himself kicked off

he starts by showing up to Council meetings intoxicated, and wearing increasingly outrageous (and frequently revealing) clothing

when his own efforts fail to get any reaction out of Mace, he recruits outside assistance

he sends Anakin wearing a fake beard and mustache to attend as him (which has the side benefit of convincing Anakin that he never, ever, wants anything to do with the Council)

Cody attends wearing Obi-Wan’s clothes and lightsaber, but making no other attempt to disguise himself

Quinlan breaks in during a meeting, makes out with Obi-Wan for two minutes straight, then smashes through a window to make his daring escape

Ahsoka does her best Hondo impression and shows up to kidnap Obi-Wan in the middle of a session, with Rex and the Bad Batch (in their normal, full armor) as her dastardly pirate crew

and while certain members of the Council are outraged, Obi-Wan still can’t even get Mace to consider his resignation

of course, Mace isn’t going to tell Obi-Wan that his efforts have backfired: this is the most entertainment Mace has had in YEARS, he’s wasn’t letting Obi-Wan quit before he started this, and now at least half the reason is that he wants to see what Obi-Wan’ll try next

uraaniuum:

Context: there have been a number of posts lately about de-aged Disaster Lineage shenanigans and I’ve been enjoying every single one, they’re all really creative and funny.  I ended up talking out some ideas with a friend about the same concept which led to these bad sketches that I am now subjecting to all of you haha.

In this, the older the member of the lineage was, the more they de-aged.  We have (actual) baby Yoda, 6-year-old Dooku, 9-year-old Rael, 11-year-old Qui Gon, 13-year-old Obi Wan, older teen Anakin and poor young adult Ahsoka.  There is no logic to these ages, that’s just roughly what we were going with.

Alternative dialogue for the Qui Gon, Obi Wan and Anakin scene:

Qui Gon, to Anakin: You’re not my Master. 😡

Anakin: Well, your Master is currently 6 years old so too bad.