mlmanakin:

“The Council will decide what our course of action will be.”

I still wish someone punched her fucking lights out right here honestly, manipulative twat. Like seriously, miss ‘I am a Death Watch Lieutenant’ who worked for a person that literally wanted to murder her own sister is gonna bring up said sister? Really? What, she thought Pre was peacefully gonna let Satine flee or something? Bo-Katan isn’t that stupid, she knew what was gonna happen to Satine if Death Watch took over *headshake*

The audacity

lesbianakinskywalker:

dykekoriandrs:

13 year old Anakin: hey obi-wan I just saw master yoda swallow a whole ass frog lol

Obi-Wan Kenobi, twenty-nine year old man, taking care of a teenager, hasn’t slept properly in weeks, is just trying to read the newest trashy space twilight book for the jedi book club: Anakin what did we talk about lying

Anakin during a jedi council meeting, pulling a live frog out of his robes: here you go master yoda I brought you a snack

obi-wan: Anakin stop playing ar-

master yoda with the frog halfway in his mouth:

obi-wan:

windu: 

depa:

plo:

anakin:

yoda: much appreciated, young Padawan. A delicious snack, frog was. 

panthermouthh:

its-not-a-pen:

~gribbit~

somehow the maul lives au became “draw maul in his thottiest outfit posing like a single mother” and im ok with that. 

I feel like maul would give genuine jedi-meets-shakespere level advice 20% of the time, and the other 80% is just “bite them.” 

based on the best possible AU by @panthermouthh. an apprentice for the bastard man, yes???

This is so perfect. Of course Maul would encourage the frog eating 😂