sleepisasocialconstrxct:

tjdruid:

the-swift-tricker:

systlin:

systlin:

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

i got this image from a meme

I have been looking for this

*flails incoherently about Dangerous Galaxy* oh man oh man, that is AMAZING. Cody is FURIOUS. And Longshot, Rex, and Helix are too. Someone’s gonna die for thiiiiiis.How hurt IS Obi-wan? Like, he took a few good hits to the face, and there’s clearly damage from the sexual assault, but what else is he hiding? The way he’s moving and acting it was worse than usual (or what passed for usual in a situation like this) and what ever techniques he usually uses to get through aren’t enough now. Seems like the creep that got to him took out a lot of rage? Bet they blamed Obi-wan for some business that’s going south because of the war or something like that…

Feeling his mouth drop open in shock, Cody stared at Helix for a long moment, struggling before he finally spat out a response. “What?” He rasped.

Grimacing, Helix glanced to the medbed, their comatose General deep breath seemingly giving him strength. “Cock and ball torture, from what I treated, that’s my assumption on what happened, with the swelling and the… the marks.” Helix repeated, stuttering slightly as he grimaced with disgust.

Running his hand over his face, Cody opened his mouth then closed it again, feeling like he had been hit.

Fractured left leg, anal tears, bruising and swelling over his face, rubbed raw wrists and ankles and now this.

When Helix informed him that whoever had their Jedi had used little to no lube and certainly had not stretched him, he thought that was the worst but this was so much more worse.

‘Sadism.’ His mind pointed out, rather unnecessarily.

Cody knew there were people who enjoyed sadomasochism, hell there were people of the other inclination too even, who enjoyed pain and with consent and proper care, sure, that was fine. He didn’t want to know the details but hell, what happened in someone else life with consent was their thing.

But Obi-Wan’s consent…

He swallowed thickly, feeling sick and let out a noise when Helix guided him to sit down on the other bed beside Obi-Wan’s. The grip of the medic’s hands on his shoulder was grounding and Cody forced himself to breath.

He was now grateful that Obi-Wan was in a drugged sleep, Helix having offered it when Obi-Wan curled uncertainly into the crisp bed, glancing around the empty medbay after treatment in a privacy room, Cody holding his hand on the other side of a curtain.

Normally, the medbay would have been full of the other medics and COM’S, brushing up on their skills or helping troopers that had issues that were more chronic, but the medbay of the barracks had been empty when they arrived.

Cody suspected that the news of Obi-Wan arriving had made the entire barracks around and that, as a sign of respect and for the Jedi’s comfort, any unfamiliar medics had cleared out, which seemed to be all of them and supported Cody’s theory that Helix had been sleeping, the 212th medics off duty.

So, for now, the other medics had cleared out.

Just for as long as the Jedi was in house and in need of healing.

Looking to Obi-Wan, Cody let out a deep breath as he stared at the still swollen face of the man as Helix carefully withdrew to check on Obi-Wan. He knew that it would take a few hours before the swelling and bruising would disappear even with treatment but Cody…

The Jedi didn’t deserve this.

The clones didn’t deserve it.

Fox had quietly informed him that a few of the Senators had gotten rough with a few of the shinies on the Guard, so now that was something to be on guard for too. “…One month.” He murmured, Helix pausing in his checks to look at Cody.

The two stared at each other before Helix glanced down at their Jedi, his face tightening before he nodded. “Yes, Vod’alor.” He murmured, his lips twitching with amusement at Cody’s grimace.

A few of the battalions had taken to calling him that lately, vod’alor, as if the title meant anything.

‘Ah, but Mand’alor meant nothing until people were made to respect it, no?’ A voice suspiciously like Alpha-17 barked in his head.

Ugh, he wasn’t dealing with this tonight of all nights and he was almost relieved when his comm rang.

Raising it, Cody felt himself freeze as he took in the number.

Kark, it was Skywalker and Cody glanced quickly to Obi-Wan before answering the comm.

Instantly a frazzled Anakin appeared, Ahsoka peeking around his elbow with wide, worried eyes. “Commander, is Obi-Wan with you?” The blond instantly asked, shifting nervously before looking down at Ahsoka. “He was suppose to… Ahsoka and he had a duel set up on the sky roof but… maybe he forgot it and is with you?”

The Jedi sounded so painfully young that for a moment Cody forgot that technically he was older than Cody. His heart lodged in his throat as he stared at the man, then he glanced to the side again, looking at Obi-Wan’s healing face.

“…I’m sorry sir, but the General was at the Rotunda. He’s here in the barracks now.” Cody stated, tone grim and he closed his eyes when Ahsoka covered her mouth and ducked behind Anakin’s back.

That answered his question on if the commanders knew exactly what was going on.

Anakin’s face fell. “But… he didn’t come home.” The man stated slowly before furrowing his brows.

Then he closed his eyes tightly as realization hit him.

The only reason Obi-Wan wouldn’t return home was if he was injured, if he didn’t want to show his face. “He’s in the medbay, isn’t he?” Anakin whispered.

Unhappily, Cody nodded. “Yes sir. I’m sorry sir.” He whispered, knowing how useless those words were and yet needing to say them.

Anakin said nothing, only ran his hand over his face, shiny nails on display for Cody to see and remember he had an ally in the Senate. “I… just look after him. If he’s not coming here, it means he doesn’t want me to see how he looks. Dex has his diner closed down, he normally goes there when things get… when things are rough.” The blond stated haltingly.

The diner?

Well, the besalisk was friendly, they knew that.

But it was still an odd choice… until Cody realized that Obi-Wan didn’t trust anyone else not to spread gossip and was trying to avoid the temple and in particular Anakin, seeing him in such a state.

So instead of asking questions, he nodded. “Helix has him covered. I’ll stay too,” He promised when Anakin opened his mouth. “I’ll be on the bed beside him, waiting until tomorrow.” He promised the other man.

Anakin shifted before nodding. “Thank you commander. I’ll… see you both tomorrow then.” He whispered, sounding drained and small before he hung up.

Cody stared at his comm link then sighed deeply.

One month.

Just one month.

They’d have to accelerate their plans.

Glancing at Obi-Wan’s face, staring at the bruises and dark marks, taking in the gauze wrapped around wrists, Cody steeled his determination.

One month and the Senate burned.

gayspacesocialist:

Obi-Wan Kenobi gritted his teeth. The weight of the unconscious man on his shoulders grew heavier with every step.

As he made his way up the rocky mountainside, his vision began to blur and darken at the edges. Blood had started to seep through his robes.

The Jedi stopped momentarily, closed his eyes, and blinked hard. His breath was raspy, lips chapped, lank stray hairs criss crossing his line of view.

He heaved in a sharp breath, and took another pained step up the stony slope.

Only after taking his fourth stride did he falter and collapse. There was a grunt, and then silence.

Mere moments had passed, when suddenly the man draped across his limp body stirred.

The soldier woke with a jolt, and scrambled to his feet, letting out a low angry growl.

“Stupid jetii,” he hissed as he unceremoniously rolled over the semi conscious knight. “You just wasted your sorry life getting in my way.”

His gloved hands reached for the lightsaber clipped to the fallen man’s belt, there was a sharp flash of bright blue light followed by a low hum.

Obi-Wan blinked up at the soldier, his eyelids half closed, but his gaze held steady.

“Cody—“ he breathed out, barely above a whisper.

Cody’s expression darkened, his features contorting into an expression of rage. His hands gripped the hilt tightly, and in one swift movement he pointed the glowing saber straight down at the ginger haired man’s exposed neck.

“I’ll cut your throat! That’ll shut you up!” He snarled viciously.

Obi-Wan remained unfazed, his blue eyes meeting the wild gaze of the man above him.

“You’re beautiful..” he breathed.

Someone on twitter mentioned that the codywan enemies-to-lovers art I was working on gave off the vibes from this scene in Princess Mononoke. Needless to say, my gay little brain went absolutely apeshit and made this within a span of 48 hours.

ollovae3:

The AU idea was a general “what if Jango managed to survive?” thing, but I thought it’d be fun to chuck in him surviving but needing cybernetics after only NEARLY losing his melon to Mace??

A major thing that always hurts to remember about Canon is that Boba was never able to complete his Verd’goten (the Mandalorian trials that declare you an adult AND an official Mando) before his Buir was killed. So, in this happier universe, he gets to!! Jango’s taken his boy to Concord Dawn (his homeplanet) to go through the trials, his Buir at his back to watch over him.

darlingandmreames:

The 212th’s guide to determining General Kenobi’s level of sleep deprivation based on what he’s drinking

  • Properly brewed and prepared green/herbal tea: well rested. Probably not fully caught up on sleep- General Kenobi’s never fully caught up on sleep- but no cause for concern
  • Properly brewed and prepared black tea: still relatively well rested, just maybe needs a slight pick-me-up. No cause for concern
  • Caf with cream and sugar: probably tired, but a normal level of tired. Still no cause for concern
  • Over steeped black tea: definitely tired, potentially only running on a few hours of sleep. Slight cause for concern. No immediate action necessary, but keep an eye out
  • Caf, unsweetened: solidly tired, probably running on little to no sleep. Begin subtly suggesting he get some rest
  • Instant caf: moving into dangerous territory. Almost definitely running on no sleep. Definite cause for concern, alert Commander Cody
  • Instant caf, but with twice the amount of caf you’re supposed to put in or more: highly sleep deprived. Alert Commander Cody immediately and consider alerting Generals Skywalker and Tano. Hide all caf and caffeine supplements
  • That one time the General simply poured hot water into a nearly full can of instant caf and drank it straight from the can: EMERGENCY, LOCATE COMMANDER CODY AND GENERALS SKYWALKER AND TANO IMMEDIATELY, GENERAL KENOBI SIR PLEASE STOP DRINKING THAT

Always assume the General is functioning under at least some level of sleep deprivation. When in doubt, alert Commander Cody