Hey, so remember when I said my favorite greek relationship was Hades and Persephone? And I was afterward scolded like hella about how Hades was an asshole rapist… well, turns out that’s all ALL of them and everyone who came to be an asshole back…
pov you’re trying to explain to your animal magnet general (in futility) that not everybody can stare into the fiery eyes of the flames of hell itself and decide that it’s a ‘cute little thing’ and ‘a friend’. he does not listen. you have now adopted 5 dragons
i swear @lightasthesun this was the big brain convo of the century