I had a horrible nightmare… I was back working retail, dealing with customers and my boss and having to stand for hours without being allowed to sit behind the counter as I took payment…
ID: A three panel comic: The first panel shows The Mandalorian from the shoulders up, facing right and saying, “I hope you don’t mind my friend. He insisted.” Ahsoka Tano from The Mandalorian faces back at him, although she looks more like she does in Rebels, with her brown headband and taller montrals. She says with a smile, “Mine did too, don’t worry.”
Second panel shows Boba Fett from The Mandalorian, shown from the shoulders up with his helmet on. He faces right, saying “… oh fuck.” The swear is censored.
The third panel shows Commander Wolffe and Captain Rex as they appear in Rebels, with beards and scuffed up armor. They face forward. Wolffe looks vaguely confused as he says, “Boba??” Rex looks slightly more murderous as he says, “You little shit!” but the last word is censored behind his head. End ID
vader seeing obi wan in new hope: hi old! hi old flop! [ID: Four panel comic of Anakin and Obi Wan from Star Wars. Anakin has his hand on Obi Wan’s shoulder as he says, “You’ve always been like a father to me.” Obi Wan looks a bit insulted by this, befuddled. He raises an eyebrow, “Well, I’m barely 35- surely, I’m more aptly a brother-“ “No.” Anakin interrupts, looking smug, “No. Definitely a father.” Obi Wan sulks, elderly, “You’re a menace,” /END ID]