It’s so fucking infuriatingly frustrating that so many of ao3′s userbase is so adamant that ao3 is nonprofit even though it’s owned by a corporation so that shit is a fucking lie in of itself, like. They invest in stocks and constantly people try and push this stupid as fuck idea that there’s no ads!! :)) it’s free!! when it’s been in beta for literal fucking years with one of the worst filtration and blocking systems I’ve seen to date and rampant disgusting nsfw that’s unregulated and crops up to previews for themes anyways so why do we constantly have to have mile long posts defending such a fundamentally bad website from it’s core instead of actually thinking critically for once I fucking hate all of you.
Normally I ignore this stuff, but the insinuation that AO3 is secretly some manipulative scheme to enrich people is just blatantly false.
so many of ao3′s userbase is so adamant that ao3 is nonprofit
Yeah because it is. Look up the Organization for Transformative Works in the IRS database of tax exempt organizations, or GuideStar’s non-profit report listing. EIN 38-3765024, BRIDGE Number 5584273916.
Let’s check out their Form 990 and see how much they paid their staffers:
And it’s a whooping $0.00.
They invest in stocks
Oh heaven forbid. It’s pretty standard for any moderately-sized nonprofit to make conservative investments, so that their reserves do more than simply accrue interest in a bank account. Nobody is taking a vacation to Comoros on that money.
“Once nonprofits get larger, however, some are able to start thinking for the future. Taking money and putting it toward longer-term goals like capital spending or a permanent endowment requires prudent investment. In order to take initial seed money and grow it into a substantial nest egg for use toward those longer-term charitable purposes, nonprofits are allowed to invest in stocks, bonds, funds, and other typical investments.”
Yes, AO3 is part of the Organization for Transformative Works, which is indeed incorporated. Again, pretty standard for a charity. Let’s review the OTW’s Certificate of Incorporation:
it’s been in beta for literal fucking years
Finally… who cares? Gmail was in beta for five years, and that was with all the resources of Google behind it and 100 million people already using it.
“the label is just a way for Google to signal users that they’re still tweaking the e-mail service and adding new features”
Same thing for AO3. The reason AO3 is in beta is because it doesn’t have a finalized codebase and it’s too unstable to make an API out of. They could put out a post tomorrow saying ‘we’re out of beta’ and nobody would bat an eye. The website isn’t perfect, but it’s more than functional. And yes, there are a lot of features that can’t be added without overtaxing the existing hardware resources, so why not try a GreasyFork userscript?
tl;dr – I have to write this every year, but AO3 is still not a scam. It is a non-profit. None of the staffers even get paid. It exists solely for a charitable purpose, a purpose which has been acknowledged and validated by the Internal Revenue Service.
I’m sorry but OP’s “one of the worst filtration and blocking systems“ has me in stitches as if the tagging system on Ao3 wasn’t the envy of libraries, school and universities WORLD-WIDE just because OP has to select the tags to exclude THEMSELF oh no, the horror
Also, imagine complaining about the filtering and tagging and blocking system being awful…
Hello,
I don’t know if you’re taking prompts or not I just thought of this
and I thought you would make it into this amazing AU. qui-gon never
takes obi-wan as a padawan and says some hurtful things to him. Now
fast forward to the clone wars and they meet each other again and obi
accomplished all these things. But by that time qui-gon had gone to a
mind healer and he’s astonished by obi-wan and starts to fall in
love. Only if you want to though. I had sent a similar one but IDK if
tumble ate it.
Alternate
timeline in which Lux isn’t saved by Ahsoka in that one arc and has
to join death watch, also Bo Katan basically adopts him and maybe he
gets an edgy scar from pre vizla
Hi!
Love your work! Love your blog’s look as well! I was hoping to maybe
see like some platonic best friend Obi-wan if that’s a thing you’re
willing and would like to play around with :3 ❤ ty in advance ❤
HI!
I was wondering by if you could do one where anakin has an EXTREMELY
strong huttese accent? like where only a certain few people who have
known him for a while can understand him? and maybe this causes
trouble on missions? thank you!
I
never seen that idea befor but… How about Waxer x Obi Wan x Boil.
After meeting with Numa, clones wants to learne how to comunicate
with her. Also for this two clones, general with child in his arm,
looks like perfect lover. They just want to meet him closer. I will
be realy glad if i can see something like that, writng by You. Thanks
for all your awsome work!
a
story where ani comes back to the light after order 66 and doesn’t
fight obi-wan and they recover in hiding with the twins but think
ahsoka is dead until they find her and rex. Ahsoka getting lots of
comfort and love.
Hello!
I don’t know if you’re taking any requests. If not you can ingnore
this. But I had this idea that mabye obi-wan is done with qui-gon
hurting him and the last straw is the council room and he just ups
and leaves in the middle of them all talking. So he goes and makes a
life in the galaxy (hopefully w/ jango) and just does what he wants.
How
about Obi-Wan in a prestigious intergalactic circus/artistic troupe?
Can
we get a story that has Obi-Wan as a carnivore(maybe it’s part of
his species), and he and Ahsoka bond over this? Perhaps meat rations
run out and the planet they are on has no small animals to hunt for
so Anakin starts to worry? I love you writing skills they are
wonderful!!!!
Prompt:
Darth Vader reflecting on when fives tried to tell him about the
inhibitor chips and his regrets. Maybe some fives x Anakin angst
thrown in?
Kind
of a Rebels prompt, kind of not also pretty cracky but I just
couldn’t get it out of my head: Even so many years later, Vader
regrets how things ended with Obi-Wan. There are nights he wants to
punish him, others he wants to just hold him close, so when he goes
to Lothal and encounters a ginger-haired agent with well groomed
facial hair (albeit sideburns/muttonchops instead of a full beard)
and a stubbornness regarding the rules, they develop a strange
arrangement.
Can
you please do a temporally confused Obi Wan? Like, he tells Qui Gon
that he’s sorry about Xanatos before Xanatos goes dark? “it’s the
anniversary of your death, master Jinn, that’s why I’m sad.”
It’s your choice whether or not you change cannon. Thanks!!
So
like I just have an image of Obi Wan- be it during the fight in ROTS
or later during his time on Tatooine- just… throwing light and good
vibes at Vader. Like, if it’s during the fight, then he does it in
panic to get Anakin to stand down, and if he think of it on Tatooine
then it is entirely Qui Gon’s fault. The end result of course is
Anakin having a split force between the dark with Sidious and the
light with Obi Wan and Obi Wan is stuck with this insane person who
keep a flip flopping back and forth.
I
just got into Rebels and had a prompt idea: So when he’s stranded
with Zeb, Omega!Kallus goes into heat and ends up hooking up with the
Lasat. What’s supposed to be a one-night stand quickly turns into a
problem when, a couple weeks later, Kallus finds out he’s pregnant.
He finds out when Darth Vader (who has a soft spot for
pregnancies/babies for obvious reasons) congratulates him after
sensing the baby through the force. (I wanna do this but I don’t
have TIME ;A; )
Obi-Wan
has phsychometry but he never told anyone. (I thought about doing
this but… it would be very hard for child Obi to hide it in the
creche I feel, considering how strong an imprint some Jedi leave and
from what I read up on, unless trained for, some strong impression
can send a person with phsychometry into seizures and shock…)
Wont: (shockingly, there’s never any won’t prompts anymore, thank fuck lol. I guess more people have read the ‘Moddy won’t write this’ thing ^^)
Remember
people, these prompts are up for grabs!
Ps:
Remember I can’t possibly take on all and prompts for series that
are not taken do not show up on the prompt run as this is for new
ideas I do not write. Unused prompts for series either gets written
into the prompt updated, stored or deleted if they do not fit.
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