its-not-a-pen:

Bonus:

Part 3: Revenge is sweet

Part 1: AU where Darth Sidious chose Feral as his apprentice.

Obi-wan and Qui-gon beat him up in like 15 minutes…and then immediately felt so bad about it, they took him to the hospital.

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Give my underpaid and overworked twi’lek nurse a raise pls.

(Feral was discharged an hour ago, but Savage fell asleep on him, so they’re going to let him nap first.)  

keldabekush:

It was probably for the best that Fox wasn’t a force-wielder, he thought, when he reached the coffee machine and realised that no one had bothered to refill the carafe – because he would definitely be a Sith, and he would absolutely do some horrible Force-assisted things to whoever was responsible.

As it was, all he had to work with was a handful of wooden stirrers and a spork.