cannot get over how Maul calls Ahsoka “Lady Tano” all respectful and shit (probably because he was raised in a matriarchal society) but doesn’t have an honorific for Obi-Wan.
Maul: oh, so arrives Lady Tano, graceful beauty and masterful duelist. so we meet again
Maul: ah, yes. Kenobi, the bastard himself
Well, fair to Maul, one cut his dick of and the other he wants to join him in revenge and power.
If someone cut of my genitalia (and legs), I’d be pretty miffed with them too
There were some requests for more of this AU, so here ya go!
Being a hybrid of an eldritch being and a normal human woman causes Anakin a lot of physical problems. When he shifts from one form to the next, it’s not uncommon for some body parts to reshape incorrectly. It’s usually his teeth, arms, or tentacles that cause the most problems.
Since Obi-Wan is the only one in the beginning to see Anakin’s true form, he takes it upon himself to help Anakin deal with these issue, such as removing extra teeth the grow into his gums or jaw.
The worst is when Obi-Wan has to ‘remove’ an extra arm or tentacle with his lightsaber. He hates doing this, but the extra arms or tentacles are so misshaped and painful that if Anakin shifts again with them attached they could kill him.
I’ve been staring at this gif for ages and it’s so funny.
Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn’t bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.
AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE “YEAH I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH”
The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He’s just not impressed at all lmao
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